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Personal HoloMasque Update--
Now appearing as--
appx age: 23
height: 170 cm
weight: 54 kg
skin pigment: Euro-Afro-Asian
eyes: hazel no.7
hair color: chestnut with honey glaze

JavaZen--
There is no nirvana like the one inside of you

NUTRI-JELLY LIQUID BREAKFAST--
Start your day with a big SQUIRT!

Local News - cron'd every 2 minutes
Crime down .03752% over yesterday
.01% increase anticipated tonight

23 minutes of rain is scheduled for 15:00:00 GMT

WCCTeam Binary will win tonight's game
by 10 points

Puritan Bakery--
The best buns in town!

MedStats--
temp: - .7°
blood pressure: + .05%
cholesterol: + .2 points
  steak removed from tonight's menu
bladder: near capacity
  facilities are ahead on the left

Your lottery numbers did not match this hour's drawing

Transferring funds for the next drawing
  *Authorized*
Thank you and Good Luck!

National News - cron'd every 3 minutes
Senator Nocon dismisses existence of
terrorist group, "Visionaries" as
"...cyber-boogymen to scare children
into eating their fried vegi-sticks."

Signature Burnouts a burdeon on MS
National Care System funding.

Your stock portolio is gaining .08 points
Highlights:
KTHGL   +.0021
KRDLF   +.07
WCHLO   -.9 *exceeds preset threshold
  selling
LTOBM   -.0004 *exceeds preset threshold
  selling

You have 27 unviewed v-mails from "mom"
  Generating "personalized" response...
  Sent

You have 0 v-mail replies from unit #4723
  Generating "dinner invite" for unit #4724...
  Sent

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